making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
We were all taught in school that if something like this happens within our lifetimes, it is of the utmost importance that we call it out and don't just go along with it or look away
now theyre like "oops, we didnt mean it"
Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-
Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.
Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.
Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.
The Library Is
a Magical Place and You
Should Fucking Go There
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i need pokemon to be real so i can get into some kind of trifecta of homoerothic rivalry with some guys who have a type advantage and disadvantage against me
ideally my rivals should have a gallade and a ceruledge as their partner pokemon to match my bisharp and we have a trio of convergently evolved bipeds made of knives that craves violence with various type effectiveness
yeah you have the right idea here
Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory
guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔
ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE
I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps
Oh they're fucking FINALLY having this discussion. You would not believe how I see even "nature lovers" (especially nature lovers) talk about invasive species like they're evil demons you can go ahead and burn alive. Article is more about phasing out some exceptionally cruel types of trap but maybe that'll get regular people reconsidering how they treat stuff in their own yards, too.
Because what I feel I consistently observe is that, they might not even realize it at all, but it's like people are playing "acceptable target" with invasives and letting out all their bloodlust. I am not vegan and not against killing organisms in all sorts of contexts but there's no excuse to be callous and spiteful in the process.
Definitely. I think a lot of people take the culling of invasive aninals to be less about conservation and more about finding a socially acceptable target for their sadism.
Kill if you gotta kill but there's no excuse for gleefully torturing an animal to death for some imaginary moral slight.
A python in the everglades may be invasive yes, but so is a pack of free roaming dogs. If you balk at torturing a dog to death you'd do well to remember the snake can feel pain too.
I think many people genuinely don’t think anything that isn’t a mammal can feel pain. Literally yesterday I saw someone say it was okay that they (accidentally) crushed their pet snail to death because snails don’t feel pain anyway.
Let’s just assume every living creature feels pain and treat them accordingly whether they’re invasive or not.
If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited
If you deal with a ton of unbearable older white men and/or normal dog owners, call yourself Maverick
With older white men, you will hijack their brains into Toxic Masculine Nostalgia, typically about either Top Gun or some old cowboy show, and they will adore you from the childhood boyish part of themselves that want desperately to be named Maverick as well.
With dog owners, you have a 1/20th chance to have the same same as their dog.
today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone
^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant
guy 1: wow, it's cold as hell today
guy 2: oh yeah, it's cold as shit
third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood
Anonymous asked:
Gimme a tarot reading pls
thyrell answered:
